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Dirty Pool Man

The act of having anal sex with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her vagina is pummeled by the pool return jet.
"My pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!".
Dirty Pool Man by The Dirty Pool Man December 24, 2008

Dirty Jones 

-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.

Bob: You need me to get you some?

Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.

Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
Dirty Jones by LSDamn! January 4, 2011

Dirty Addy 

When two guys eat one girls butthole and she queefs onto their mouths and they simultaneously nut so hard that they see rainbows.
Me and my bro just experienced a dirty Addy and that shit was wild dawg

Dirty Derek 

When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.
Last night, I gave Heather the Dirty Derek. She loved every minute of it.
Dirty Derek by Kyle Christie July 20, 2008

dirty john 

the act of pissing in a condom either during or after having sex
My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her
dirty john by AtroxStryker April 4, 2008

dirty moffatt 

When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.
Bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday
dirty moffatt by Harry1977 December 14, 2008