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James "Sexy" Brown

James Brown is a well-known sumo wrestler originating from the 21st century, also known as 'Sexy Beastie'. He is known to be a persistent and strong fighter when he is challenged. James severely dislikes when somebody aims to take his most prized possession: his milkshake and minty mentos. A few of his close friends suspect that he follows Mentosia, a newly-forming religion.
Oh no... James "Sexy" Brown just went sicko mode when I took his mentos!
by clownmachine March 7, 2019
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Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.
Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.
by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019
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Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.
Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand
by Stella drinker May 25, 2019
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brown ice cream

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream
by 0438 August 27, 2019
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brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.
Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.
by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018
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Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet
Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray
by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018
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Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017
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