yank your crank

To masterbate.

Jack-off.

"Where is Bob?"
"Probably yanking his crank!!"

After work today i will yank your crank, John.

by karsss January 13, 2009

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Pulling your dick

Pulling your dick is when you exaggerate statements.

Make your john seem longer then it is. Much like the big fish story.

You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."

by Rob_mc July 14, 2009

sand in your pussy

Used to discrace somebody who is being a bitch.

Boz kept complaining that he wanted to go home last nite, instead of smoking with his friends, so I asked him "Do you have sand in your pussy?"

by Tyler Conner July 25, 2006

jigglin' your tits

to be kidding

Used in place of "I'm just kidding"

Dude chill out I am just jigglin' your tits

by The Bish February 19, 2007

toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009

do your dirt

to have sex with, hit on, fuck, or hook up with

damn all these beautiful girls, they only want to do your dirt

by I. M. Cold May 5, 2010