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White Boy 

A term used by one white male to address another white male.
White person 1: Whats up white boy?

White person 2: Whats up Wood, What you bout to do tonight?

White Boy 1: 'Bout to go to the house.

White Boy 2: Alright Homeboy. Stay safe.
White Boy by The Real Andyroo September 7, 2011

white trash face 

A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?

Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.

Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
white trash face by HubbaDubba March 8, 2014

White Woman Fuckery 

Any actions or threats to keep a white woman down or intimidate her.
Larry expects to get everything he wants, his way, right away. Susie can’t and doesn’t comply at all times so he threatens to sabotage her and cause her to either fail or defend herself. He’s constantly engaging in white woman fuckery to intimidate his white woman co-workers into catering to him. His white woman fuckery game is bullshit.
White Woman Fuckery by YoLaughing September 18, 2018

white people 

(n) - European settlers who traveled across the Atlantic Ocean and settled in the United States and Canada. If you ask a 'white person' their origin they say "America,"an identity they created and impose on the world across all channels. White people hail from Great Britain/UK, Germany, France, Scandinavia, and Italy and for the past 500 years they have become one body of people. Their culture is one excess meat, alcohol, wheat, cow products, and potato consumption, one- off European street festivals, and of mild amnesia. They claim they discovered a land that was devoid of civilized human settlement. A key quality of white people is their ability to continuously repress or actively forget that their ancestors committed genocide on the lives of 10 million+ Native American women, children, and men in one to two decades. They did this based on the belief that by leaving Europe, where they had been medieval serfs for centuries or aristocratic incestuous/pure bloods who hit an economic ceiling, this 'new land' was a fresh start. They suffer from extreme digestive issues and anxiety, are incapable of living a simple life void of violence, and deal with egocentric superiority complexes (see 'Neanderthal origins'.) White ppl suffer from severe Vitamin D deficiency, hate the sun and cooking spices because it turns them into a chill, sane, naturally intelligent being.
'Hey where you are you from?'
I'm white. White people like me don't know where we come from. We all say we're AMERICAN, YEA BABY ROCK AND ROLL, like we sprouted from the North American soil. I'm actually born from the lavender plant. But where did your brown ass migrate from? You're clearly not American given the degree of melanin in your skin.

'Dude you're taking European and US History AP exams this year?'
Yea, it's easy it's just white people taking out their guns, germs, and steels to obliterate anyone who points out how dense they are. For the past 2,000 years. OMG they are so obsessed with war.
white people by @jigglypuffsweetrice November 17, 2021

white elephant 

a) Unwanted or unneeded object
b) An aborted fetus
"Hills Like White Elephants" by Ernest Hemmingway
white elephant by Adevna November 13, 2011

white spanish 

An inability all white people suffer, including myself, when they attempt to learn Spanish but unknowingly have a huge accent due to speaking English all their lives, but sticks out to all true speakers.
White person: hola ...Como estas?

Mexican person: dude you speak white Spanish.