Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.
“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”
by ohz999 November 20, 2023
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Meat Slap

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.
by Ralph18 January 13, 2022
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Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat
I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"
by Wavy gang March 02, 2024
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meat-cock

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.
I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
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meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.
"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
by Hmanlyman February 09, 2020
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pulling the meat apart

wtf I missed it by like 2 seconds, I was pulling the meat apart.
by Meat Puller March 01, 2022
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meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.
Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.
by Willy McD November 27, 2020
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