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The Gusteau 

The Gusteau is a seduction technique designed to make or break a situation. Usually implemented during a discussion in which a man has taken interest in a woman; the male will without warning reveal his genitals in hand, look at his groin, and look back up at the female.

Named after the bachelor, Gustavo Lopez, The Gusteau has helped millions of men across the globe "skip the small-talk" and "get down to business."
Friend #1: Hey man! What happened with that girl after we left your party last night?
Friend #2: Well, she wouldn't stop talking, so I decided to just pull The Gusteau and get it over with.

Friend calls another friend on the phone:

Friend #1: Hello?
Friend #2: Dude, I just pulled The Gusteau.
The Gusteau by I Get What I Want January 5, 2010
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The Green Dick 

Taking any stimulant type or work out product, such as Creatine, to amp yourself up turning you into the Hulk before having sex.
"Kyle, i gave Christina the green dick!!!"
"haha nice !!! You're my hero Keaton.
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The guiding tube 

A long tube fit over the penis to guide it into a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
The guiding tube by Buhdi February 24, 2011

The Goat's Toe 

The bee's knees or the cat's pyjamas
Gee whizz, these pot drugs are the goat's toe!
The Goat's Toe by Rougeboosh March 31, 2015

the gray 

Rolled up duct tape,
Doing the Ray is the act of smoking rolled up duct tape to get high
Man 1: hey man what do you smoke
Man 2: the gray, it's the best high I've had
the gray by Dj gray June 2, 2015

The Game Is Over 

Is the circle broken
Have we run our course
All the gestures token
Things are getting rough but
We don't care it's broken

One final parting shot
It's the one heard round the world
In all that we landed
We wind up for a (unknown) but
We don't care it's broken

Ten times, I hit you
Ten times you hit me back
Now the score is even
It's my turn for attack but
We don't care it's broken
We don't care it's broken

I don't understand what makes you act this way
Given my all
Think fast
About to pass
Is there any other way
At last it's finally over
That's what she would say
We may have disagreed
But then I'm always late
We don't care it's broken
We don't care it's broken

I don't understand what makes you act this way
Given my all
Think fast
About to pass
Is there any other way

Hit hard
Below the belt
Yes, make it hurt
Yes, make it felt
Dig fast, move out today
There is no other way

We don't care it's broken

I don't understand what makes her act this way
Given my all
Think fast
At last
Is there any other way

Think hard
But not today
The Game Is Over
The Game Is Over by Death Menace February 4, 2023

hit the glass 

the guy gave me a pipe with a rock in it and with a gun to my head yelled "hit the glass whiteboy"
hit the glass by ex-dopefiend July 18, 2006