western red cedar

It's a sex act. Not sure what kind, but it's gotta be something dirty.

"Does 'western red cedar' count as a sex act?"

by RickDwrecked November 17, 2017

Red Starburst as a gift

If someone gives you a RED Starburst as a gift, it means you go together.

I sent you some red Starburst as a gift. Issa relationship, now.

by KeetzMcGeetz May 20, 2018

walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.

My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.

by Erbo October 8, 2013

Red Vodka Mikhail

A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.

Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.

by Alexiknewyouwouldfallforthis January 16, 2011

Red Carpet week

The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!

Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!

by true MC December 18, 2008

The Red Stone of Aja

the stone masks that made kars MAD OP ( ultimate life form ) kars is a fictional charactar that originates from jojo's bizzare adventure part 2 Battle Tendency

dude 1: oh hey the stone looks like... THE RED STONE OF AJA dude 2: really dude u had to make a jojo refrence :/ Dude 1: AYAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY (the pillar mens theme)

by Ultimate Life Form Kars January 5, 2022

phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.

I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.

by Imnotdumbsilly May 29, 2020