Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019

Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

The Brown Yo-Yo

When you need to take a shit and you can’t so you push it back

Yesterday I was in the city and I was shitting my pants but I couldn’t find a bathroom... I had to play the brown yo-yo for a while

by The Pastrami Bros December 28, 2019

brown ice cream

Turd or ice cream?

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream

by 0438 August 27, 2019

brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.

Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.

by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018

Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet

Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018