A cross breed between a washed up Chad and a mega-Karen
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A male who once used to live on Testosterone, Protein shakes and Budlight during his 20’s (a Chad). Who now after gaining 20% body fat, has replaced his former Lifestyle with constant complaining about every service or product in his life (a Karen)
Because a Joe no longer has a purpose in life - except for gambling and complaining - they strive to make the lives of others miserable.
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A male who once used to live on Testosterone, Protein shakes and Budlight during his 20’s (a Chad). Who now after gaining 20% body fat, has replaced his former Lifestyle with constant complaining about every service or product in his life (a Karen)
Because a Joe no longer has a purpose in life - except for gambling and complaining - they strive to make the lives of others miserable.
Person 1: Why does this guy keep ordering from shitty chain restaurants and complaining about the quality of the food?
Person 2: Because he is a Joe who is unhappy with every aspect of his life.
Person 2: Because he is a Joe who is unhappy with every aspect of his life.
by Corvettesandbadbets August 26, 2022
Get the Joemug. Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!
by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023
Get the Saint Joe Bidenmug. by 690ontop September 28, 2025
Get the Joe kennymug. What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021
Get the Joe Cruzmug. candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?
you: yep, he bypassed the username
you: yep, he bypassed the username
Get the Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Irelandmug.