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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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Brooklyn Cup of Joe

A intricate sex act involving 2 or more individuals, usually performed in doggie style, when member is dipped in cup of hot coffee and inserted.
Hey, guess what, last night Susie and I did the Brooklyn Cup of Joe!
by allnighter-APphys127 September 30, 2010
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Joe Mama

Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.
Do you know Joe?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama! Lmao gottem!
by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020
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south carolina sloppy joe

The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.
Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.
by Anklebreaker71639 January 26, 2016
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Joe

Joe is a very beautiful man, everyone loves this man...
JOE MAMA BITCH
Zac: I am very unique and I am a black belter in Joe
Jack: what is Joe?
Zac: JOE MAMA BITCH
by Adyams December 10, 2020
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Joe Mama

The nice mother of joe who's a convicted felon with a criminal record of thirteen different accounts of arson and fourteen different accounts of murder.
by DRIEDDEIDEDEID September 11, 2021
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JOE WOOLLIN

massive gay loves bees and has autism glasses
by TheBINBAG February 12, 2023
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