My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles October 01, 2017
When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.
“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
by SirLoinOfBeef___ May 15, 2022
A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.
A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.
by T. Nelson, USAF May 13, 2014
A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
by Griggle May 26, 2024
A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.
Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.
No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.
No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.
by VirtualWaffle November 16, 2010
Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.
Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.
by pentozali January 29, 2014
by Agaveman April 23, 2024