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better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what
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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025
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Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.
Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.
by Gap41 July 5, 2025
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job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet
by Yonddj December 1, 2020
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, in the letter "I" that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
the 7 I's of Steve Jobs not only define Steve Jobs's life and work and as an individual, but also happen to be the 7 cornerstones of of all human scientific and technological progress: intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation

(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

() the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
by Sexydimma April 21, 2015
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Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"
"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"
by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015
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