Cock Slot

Noun: The gaping hole on a bitches face where stupid shit comes out and cocks go in.

Earliest known coining: April 18th, 2017

Bill: "if travis opens his cock Slot and says one more thing about my sister I'll floss my teeth with his spine"

by Yomer April 19, 2017

cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017

Cock Roller

the equivalent of a lint roller for your cock

Person 1: Hey dude can I brorrow your cock roller?
Person 2: No my wife took it

by LoudSilence May 7, 2017

Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 29, 2017

teepee cock

When an uncircumcised cock has a large foreskin that forms a point , it is reminiscent of a teepee shaped tent

My god , look at that guys teepee cock

by Tee Pee Cock October 3, 2017

Oblivious cock

This is when a mans cock cannot control itself and get hard when anything passes by it and sometimes it can cum more than you want

"Wow Billy had a really oblivious cock last night." Said Ashley

by Tttthhhee October 5, 2017

cock shackled

Similar to pussy whipped

Being used and abused by a female (usually a wife or girlfriend) and answering to every single thing they need, want and do, usually getting in the way of friendships.

Clive was supposed to come out tonight, but he can't because he's cock shackled.

by DerikThePoonDragon May 24, 2017