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Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied
I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload
by tecopux June 2, 2022
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Prank Job

When one male performs oral sex on another male as a practical joke. Usually the act is followed up with one male saying "totally pranked you bro", therefore not making it a homosexuality act.
Male 1: "I totally tricked Steve into letting me suck his dick"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"

Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"
by Cornbuts June 3, 2018
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PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).
My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.
by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014
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fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.
by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021
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better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2013
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Tiawana rim job

The act of putting hot sauce on your partner's anus and licking it off.
I gave my girlfriend a Tiawana rim job and it burnt my tongue.
by Tig3rBl00d March 27, 2015
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Snow Job

A pun on snow and blowjob, it's useful at getting past the censors!
"What's winter without a snow job, eh, Sockhead? Get it?! Snow Job?" - Eddy
by Lmao27 October 3, 2025
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