A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
by anonymous March 30, 2023

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
by Contracts God December 18, 2012

It's the letter O. I'm assuming you are Procrastinating, as there is probably no other reason you are searching for this.
O.
by That_Annoying_Sniper February 5, 2020

by R-E February 28, 2009

by babyblacktooth December 2, 2014

Im
Hey my sis is drawing a o->--<
why? Is she in kinder or something?
No she's in high school. She's just REALLY lazy
Hey my sis is drawing a o->--<
why? Is she in kinder or something?
No she's in high school. She's just REALLY lazy
by yoheygirlboy?lol September 10, 2012
