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Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.
"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."
by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018
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lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
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blob job

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”
by nanalover123 October 1, 2019
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snow job

ever had a snow job mr. frosty
by v4mp174 November 25, 2024
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Job

Job is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Job is very lucky and blessed to have Job in their lives.
"Job is awesome"
by Mahbobeh November 12, 2022
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hip job

When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.
Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.
by bweehehe August 22, 2021
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guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.
Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.
by Mel Brobank July 12, 2019
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