salty nut roll

When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth

"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"

by Corset wearing gorilla April 29, 2016

Pre-Nut Delirium

The feeling of male hysteria prior to nutting. Often characterized as histrionic or theatrical behavior such as saying out-of-pocket things to the girl you are hooking up with, getting too into sex, or hooking up with a two-bagger due to excessive horniness.

Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.

See also: Post-Nut Clarity.

Tom: "I had a bad case of Pre-Nut Delirium last night, I thought she was a 7 but she was actually a 5"

Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"

by the3ronas April 20, 2023

Don't Nut December

You know, Novembers kinda a weird month to not nut. So why not December? Maybe Even Both?

"Hey, Did you do No Nut November?" "Yeah, But I'm gonna do Don't Nut December too."

by zenyylol November 30, 2021

No nut November rules

The rule is if you have a girlfriend, and you lose no nut November she wins. So if she wins then that means you must do whatever she wants until dick down December.

Hommie #1:"ffs!"
Hommie #2:"what?"
Hommie #1:"I lost NNN, and now I have to do whatever my gf wants"
Hommie #2:"well shat. Ig it's no nut November rules"

by TheGreatestPersonYoullMeet November 2, 2021

Palm Beach Nuts

Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!

"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

Suck my nuts

Someone who sucks another man's nuts. Probably will lead to oral sex and ejaculation

Keith carridian "kung Fu the legend" he wanted for someone to use this term either suck my nuts or dick. Keith wound jump into action on his knees, point of no return feels to good.

by Cumdepsority March 3, 2022

Dog Nutted Outfit

This is to refer to someone that is being dumb

Johny stop being a Dog Nutted Outfit and do it right

by Bubba2bad44 March 4, 2022