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paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.
I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.
by Heat* April 30, 2007
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red dwarf

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"
by pinkeye January 27, 2005
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Red Headed Hartsoe

noun, (eean heart-so) Someone who is absolutely implorable, and mildly retarded, whom all insults refer to (eg. dick, ass, retard, hoe, jenny the pump, hussy, fuck-tard, deuch bag, deuch nozzle, ect...) Who thinks their, "god's gift to humanity." This person would also claim to have the best, your mom jokes, when really he's a novice at best. This person also has red hair, and a mild lisp. He is also VERY attractive! With a very small penis. He is also very weak and could have the living crap beat out of him at any moment, even if someone so much as sneezed. He also may have the STD ghanna-herpa-siphill-itis.
1) Stop making, your mom jokes they suck... you are acting like an Red Headed Hartsoe.
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!
by Steve James Gates October 16, 2008
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The woman in the red dress

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.
The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.
by Metaphyziks May 23, 2022
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Red Shirt Special

A girl or boy who is too young to legally consent to sex. The red shirt comes from a grocery store's idea to alienate minors. This term varies depending on the state and age of parties involved.
Dude, see that girl with Kevin over there? Totally a Red Shirt Special.
by Chocacock July 4, 2011
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cooking red sauce

When a woman has her period
by Mobeak June 8, 2017
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Red dot gay

Red Dot sights are gay, its only for plebs get rekt noob. Toy is so gay he needs to use red dot
Red dot gay, only gay Toy's uses it
by LazEy June 2, 2018
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