October 3rd

National Cousin Day

Aww it’s October 3rd I’m going to post pictures of me and my cousin

by Anonymous Cuzzo October 3, 2023

October 4

National slap emily in the face day multiple times.

please sofia please sofia im begging please please slap me on the face october 4

by coolestbitchinthemidwest October 3, 2023

October 4th: National Smelly day

October 4th, a day we appreciate our friends who smell so bad

October 4th: National Smelly day

“you smell awful bro, but we appreciate it”

by milosaur October 4, 2023

October 4th

National suck dick

October 4th is National dick suck day is the day she shows how much she really appreciates you Tom:no national suck dick day

by Shewsntmeee October 4, 2023

October 5th

National ask your crush for his snap day!

Girl: Hey its October 5th, may I have your snap?
Boy: Yeah sure.

by zzcookei October 4, 2023

October 10th

October 10th is now declared Real Women’s Day this day to celebrate real women who were born with X/X chromosomes. women’s history month has been taken away from us by the trans community and now we just want to take back one day. so mark your calendars cause October 10th is officially Real Women’s Day

trans women: “hey what day is it”
real women: “oh it’s October 10th, which means it’s real women’s day!”
trans women: “oh ya i’m a women”
real women: “no this is a holiday to celebrate women with X/X chromosomes which you don’t have. that’s why it’s on October 10th, October 10th in roman numerals is X/X. so no you can’t participate in this day for real women.”

by the realist one. October 6, 2023

October 9

Your name is definitely Scott, youre probably a loser. This is exactly why youre single bro you spend your whole days reading or just scrolling through the internet get a life.

I hate October 9 i wish i was never born

by October 9 November 22, 2021