the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

God Tier

Usually used to describe something that was a fantastic action or just a cool thing mostly used by people with the name Tucker and let’s be honest that is quite a god tier name.

Wow that was a God tier play Tucker
Or
Egg wars is a God tier game

by The bromenment November 21, 2021

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

o mah god

this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text

person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....

by khroma December 1, 2021

drip god

Sergio Giovanni Kitchens,also known as Gunna,or Young Gunna

drip is being dressed real good,and Gunna is the god at it
Example: "Gunna is the drip god,no cap"

by Fabrizio1800 February 3, 2022

God

In The Holy BIble (King James Version),
Revelation 1:8 - " I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty."

Revelation 14:7- "Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters."
Revelation 22: 11-14 - "11. "He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let hin be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."
12. "And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be."
13. "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."
14. "Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city."

St Mark 1:15 - "And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel."

by Ambassadors for Christ June 14, 2023