Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

ass nook

The crook between your butt cheeks that flows with urine.

"Man where's that smell coming from?"

"Just my ass nook."

by Handleofbars September 22, 2015

Ass rumbles

The constant rumbling coming from your nasty ass cheeks.

John's ass rumbles were getting out of hand.

by Sonny and Bean July 15, 2016

Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016

Ass Perfectionist

Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.

"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."

by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016

Ass Rinse

A highly volatile liquid solution that is constructed through extracting chemicals from rare plants and the distillation of sulfur lakes. Ass Rinse is designed to extinguish any putrid foulness emanating anywhere from the receding testicle to the anal protuberance. Once applied, special care must be taken to prevent anal cracking, a condition which may cause full septic shock and internal bleeding if not treated immediately. The benefits of Ass Rinse far outweigh the risks though, as nothing is more important than getting rid of 'dat stank.

After two weeks of heavy antibiotics, Ed's infection still didn't clear up. His hairy pubic regions along with his generous weight allowed for retention of fecal matter and kept his infection fresh and moist. It was agreed upon, for the sake of those around him, that Ass Rinse would be administered; a product for any odorous ailment. Under intensive care, the infection cleared up in two hours after application.

by Pillar Nasty September 7, 2016

Ass Dip

When you fall into the toilet because someone, usually a man leaves the seat up. Woman in particular assume the toilet seat will be down and never look before they leap into the bowl.

What the hell, I was in the bathroom and I got an ass dip!

by HighMaintenance68 October 9, 2016