Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015

Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.

He's such a jack van norton

by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018

jack delany-barnes

jack delany-barnes is the most skibbidy sigma ohio gyat level 100 rizzler

Jack delany-barnes is a rizler

by Level 100 sigma November 8, 2023

Jack off January

This is the month that you have to jack off once everyday

its Jack off January now richard.

by HIRO WOLF October 12, 2022

Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.

Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night

by JSs8227 January 25, 2017

Jack Aiden Rauch

A 5’8 telephone tough guy that has ugly girlfriends and claims they hot and will talk shit on you behind your back because he can’t stand up for himself and has beef until Sillygoose threatens to hand out an asswhooping i

Hey uhh, “ we’re you talking shit to get some ugly skank to chuckle at you?” That’s a jack Aiden Rauch mentality man.

by Carter Cash Zimmerman July 23, 2022