Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do

Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”

by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020

needless sacrifice syndrome

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.

Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

by Superdragonswordninja May 14, 2009

sixth grade syndrome

when boys over the age of 13 only wear under armour sports perfomance t shirts, basket ball tshirts, and knock off yeezys. careful guys, its easy to contract this disease

Susan, you should never date a guy with sixth grade syndrome.
Nicholas Peter, you're 63 years old, stop dressing like your grand son!!!

Sean: "the under armour outlet mall has a huge sale going on! wanna go?"
Ben: "no because im not nerda af, and i dont suffer from sixth grade syndrome"

by frat boi September 29, 2017

French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021

Pablo Honey Syndrome

When a perfectly good album gets a bad reputation due to it not being quite as good as the other albums in an artist’s discography. Refers to Radiohead’s 1993 debut album Pablo Honey, which while generally considered their weakest album, is still a good 90s rock album.

It’s a shame that people don’t seem to like Björk’s Volta that much.

It’s still a good album, it just suffers from Pablo Honey Syndrome.

by jmccann June 26, 2021

last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.

I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!

by ManMan36 April 19, 2016

julie andrews syndrome

Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.

My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.

by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017