Flypaper sex

Flypaper sex is when you go glamping with a really great guy who gives you a chainsaw and you get really tired and he goes down on you during your work break making you feel “some kinda way” but also there’s flypaper hanging everywhere which makes you feel kinda dirty so you try to forget the whole experience by chugging a brown Riesling.

I have some sweet ass flypaper sex on the reg.

by Theglamperking October 22, 2018

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taco sex

glutenpee jokes

shovels and taco sex

funny

by glutnpeafan September 10, 2020

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Hotel Sex

When two people rent a room to have sex in

Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?

Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!

by SlopNChop December 31, 2018

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Motion Sexness

When you have sex for too long or so often that you can still feel the movement long afterward.
Similar to the feeling of being rocked by waves for a long time then getting out of the water to find you can still feel the rocking.

back and forth... back and forth... I think I have motion sexness

by iBeeej June 22, 2011

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