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Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.
When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.
by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011
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poop on my cake

Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.
"Oh man! Why must you always poop on my cake"

"I hate to poop om you cake but..."
by ztc 2329 March 8, 2010
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bang my hammer

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.
"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."
by shmorn November 30, 2005
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L my BCC

A popular acronym meaning "Lick My Butt-Crack Clean"
Mike had tp hanging from his hole so he told Fraser to "L my BCC"
by Fire Box June 29, 2009
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suck my gouche

To perform a pointless, unsanitary and disturbing type of oral sex. In which the oral sexer sucks the gouche of the oral sexee.

Can be used as an insult or demand for someone who pisses you off.

Shortened to SMG (not sub-machine gun).
by Al the one and only December 24, 2005
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Oh my evolution

A phrase identical to "Oh my god!", only inserting 'evolution' where 'god' is, to fit your belief on Human existence.

Ome is the abbreviation of oh my evolution, equivalent to omg.
"Is that my crush over there, checking me out! Wow, he winked and said come here!! Oh my evolution!!!!!!"

THIZ IZ JULEE: LOLOL, ur soooooo funny! OME!
marthaa said: Hahahah OME OME OME Hhaha.
by Julee Harris November 15, 2007
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Yo My Nigga

when someone is insulting you and you are trying to clarify that this person is being disrespectful, you say "yo my nigga " thts basically saying refrase wtf you just said or repeat wtf you just said.
2. "yo my nigga " can be used to say wassup, hi , to get someones attention

3. when someone says something you agree with or does something you like instead of giving them a compliment you say " yo my nigga " with a smile because you both think the same / had the same idea/ or have similar interests. thats basically telling the person I like you.
when someone is insulting you and you are trying to clarify that this person is being disrespectful, you say "yo my nigga " thats basically saying refrase wtf you just said or repeat wtf you just said.
2. "yo my nigga " can be used to say wassup, hi , or to be used to get someones attention

3. when someone says something you agree with or does something you like instead of giving them a compliment you say " yo my nigga " with a smile because you both think the same / had the same idea/ or have similar interests. thats basically telling the person I like you. fucks with you repeat that
by reincarnated queen February 17, 2017
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