The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

John

John likes kids, sometimes if John is too close to a kid, that kid will never be seen again.

See that guy there, he is a John. He touches kids.

by SHIBALL November 23, 2021

Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.

Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John

by Persons31j February 13, 2019

John Cena

You can't see it.

"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

Alexander John Trew-norris

My name

It's not Alexander John Trew-norris isnt

by killerwolfycraft May 15, 2021

john harper

Young dagger dick

John Harper Just big pp

by The man with a dagger dick March 7, 2022

John Cena

-A wannabe dumb bully who insists no one can see him while in reality everybody can and shakes his right hand vertically as a taunt to check his victim's sighting power.
-A person dressed up as a bowl of Fruity Pebbles according to Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"
-A part time wrestler who appears more on Total Divas than Raw and Smackdown
-A meme that died but keeps coming back

Dan: And his name is "John CEEEEEEEENAAAAA!!!"
David: "John Cena"?!! seriously? C'mon man, that's a very old joke

by Mr.Warrior December 11, 2018