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Lil Jack Sparrow

When you snuff a blunt using your ass as a cigar cutter from fear
After the smoke sesh ryan pulled a 'lil jack sparrow' and singed his ass hair
by Jaxius Arrow November 5, 2020
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Deacon Jack Industry

A budding financial wave created by the artist Deacon Jack
Im going to Pimp the Deacon Jack industry for realz!
by JackDragon August 21, 2023
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jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties
"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"
by rocky69420 April 5, 2022
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Jack Sucks at Life

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022
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Jack and Diane Season

Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.

A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.

Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.

The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.

When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.

A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.

Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
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Post-jack courage

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!
by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
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cutie slim jack

A prude piece of shit who is cute but wants to be a hoe
Damn sarah is such a cutie slim jack she totally wants to bang Greg but is grounded for getting a B in her Bio class
by CSJ18 January 11, 2017
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