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James Story

means: Hello, my son James goes here. This school is horrible, the teachers BARELY teach anything. It’s gotten so bad that he asked me what a decimal was when looking at some old math sheets. And the worst thing of all is his Math Teacher, he told me that he was doing his math sheets and his math teacher told him to come in the hallway, and then he preceded to lead him to a dark closet and then told him to drop his pants and grabbed his balls violently and pulled out a razor and shaving cream. He then preceded to rub shaving cream on his balls and squish them around he then grabbed the razor and shaved. My son came home and he showed me his balls, they had razor bumps and cuts he also had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream and they had to amputate his left ball. He confronted the math teacher the next day and he denied it. 0/10 EXPERIENCE WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES
James story meaning 1 BALL

Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant

Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..
by Silver and Nutshell Dictionary December 7, 2025
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The James Strain

The Act - when a person who is specifically homosexual and their best mates called pol, engages in mutual rubbing with their partner while sharing their erotic touch, while not remembering their name at the time of climax, and calling them derrick.

The Item - a type of weed found in Paris that when smoked make everyone sound like their speaking like lil Wayne.
"ahhhh the James strain."
"hmmm im in the mood for the Mary Jane" "no bro, try the James Strain."
by gay balls 6767 December 27, 2025
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Jackson James Rowe

Jackson James Rowe is a cool guy and friend who plays fortnite to pass time
Person 1: Im gonna hop on fortnite because im cool.
Person 2: Yeah you are you're a total Jackson James Rowe.
by Batman's sidekick Robin February 9, 2024
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Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.
I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room
by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024
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Wes James lll

Meet Wes James III, a character who embodies a rollercoaster of personality traits. Initially, Wes James III is a kind and funny individual, known for their quick wit and charm. With a smile that could light up a room, they have an uncanny ability to make people laugh and feel at ease in their presence. People are drawn to Wes James III's magnetic personality, always eager to engage in their playful banter and lighthearted humor.

However, there is more to Wes James III than meets the eye. As time goes on, their demeanor begins to shift, revealing a deviant and mischievous side. It's as if their kind and funny nature was just a mask, concealing a darker, more unpredictable personality. Wes James III's jokes take on a twisted edge, leaving people both entertained and slightly unsettled. Their humor becomes unconventional, often straying into the realm of dark comedy, making others wonder what might be going on beneath the surface.

Yet, just when you think you have Wes James III figured out, they take yet another unexpected turn. Their deviant behavior suddenly dissipates, leaving them oddly chilled. It's as if they have found a sense of peace amidst the chaos they created. They become mysteriously calm, maintaining an enigmatic aura that leaves those around them both intrigued and perplexed.
Everyone: Hey, have you seen how chill Wes James lll is?

Everyone else: Yeah, it’s kinda weird!
by yeahthatsnuffsaid February 12, 2024
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James Voutsinos

Known for being smart, hot, and hilarious at the same time.
I would totally date James Voutsinos.
by Master of rizzdom February 16, 2024
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James Wyatt Moment

When you censor a word that shouldn’t be censored like shut in shut up, or you use curse words wrong like, shut your shitting hell up. Also a James Wyatt moment occurs when you use long pauses in between curse words
How not to have a James Wyatt Moment,

Your a little hell, Shit you , fu————-ck
by TTT&VL February 17, 2024
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