Square Eyes

That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!

Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes

by Codsworthy August 23, 2019

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

Black eye

Sad,lonely,dead inside

When your lonely you have a black eye

by Ya boiiiiiix September 10, 2019

Shark eye

What a chick looks like when she looks up at you sideways, as she's giving you head.

Joey : Damn, the head from Stacy last night was bomb!

Mike: Yeah, she was giving you the ol' shark eye?

by lane3192 May 14, 2018

eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.

Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.

by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018

perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.

Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend

Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies

by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018

keep an eye on him/her

This means that you should look over someone, but not give them your full attention just like an probation

He/She might try to escape so keep an eye on him/her.

by Lemmeaddsumgudshat April 13, 2018