Moon Dick
-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
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2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).
3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).
3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
1) Phil: "Hey man can I borrow some extendo-dick pills like Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, Extenze or somethin like that?"
Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"
Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."
Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."
Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."
3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.
Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"
Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."
Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."
Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."
3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.
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