Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses countmug. i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020
Get the God has many names but his most famous is Garfieldmug. by Gerpsy November 24, 2021
Get the Godmug. Means that you masturbated
by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024
Get the go disgrace godmug. A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.
Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023
Get the Child Of Godmug. by x.ile_ May 12, 2024
Get the 69 Godmug. 