cunt pirate

A cunt, Commonly known as a vagina, pussy, beaver, etc
a pirate- Someone who steals things.. well you should know what a pirate is.

Well Cunt pirate- Known to me as many things:

One: A lesbian whore.
two: Just a total douche bag that no one likes.
three: Anyone who judges people on there appearance.

Bob: Sally had sex with that chick she met at the bar last night

George: WOW! That cunt pirate!

Kevin is such a cunt pirate!

Brooke: Look at the pants he is wearing. He is such a fag.
ME: WOW! Isn't she just a cunt pirate.

by Rhetnuh FML xD November 12, 2009

cunt punt

The female version of the cock block.

Mary was going to hook up with Bob, but Susie cunt punted Mary, so nothing happened.

by Cade D April 11, 2006

Cunt Talk

Unnecessary talk or a blabber

Person 1: And then she opened the door and WHAM! And then I ran and so.

Person 2: Hey Chris, cut the cunt talk, would you?

by AlexPanzer September 6, 2005

cunt universe

When a womans cunt and anal cavity are very circular and loose, as if it remsemble a globe, See also Cunt Globe

DJ: Your mom has a Cunt Globe
Al: Well your mom has a Anal Globe
Mike B: Well both your moms have Cunt universes

DJ&AL: Look Mike you took it to far

by dj b March 16, 2005

cunt sack

Cunt Sack Shot

equal parts-

cherry UV
Amaretto
Balies irish cream
vodka

The cunt sack only available in cross planes, wi

by David J Ferret January 11, 2008

cunt rag

A rag that you can wipe sweaty cunts with.

Hey you fucking rat bastard!!!! Hand me my fucking cunt rag.... Im sweatin up a storm

by Cunt storm November 29, 2005

Meth cunt

A teenage girl who likes older men and will give oral for drugs. She says the most annoying shit. Anyone that hears her talk wants to snap her crack head neck. Mukilteo, Washington is inhabited by many meth cunts.

Meth cunt: Heyyy guys this is fucking boring, lets go get some vodka and mix it with slurpies.

Normal person: Thats disgusting you skinny bitch give me the bottle i'll take it in one pull.

Meth cunt: You asshole drank my whole bottle now i gotta suck that nasty guys dick for another bottle.. its whatever i guess.

by assliquor666 February 9, 2012