Job Fail

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...

When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.

The starting stage of a crashing company.

Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.

Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.

Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.

by Spectre from above April 20, 2010

Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening

That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.

by Therestareruinedforme April 07, 2023

Grip job

When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.

Da booty was damn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.

by Atjackmyswagger November 05, 2014

Tiawana rim job

The act of putting hot sauce on your partner's anus and licking it off.

I gave my girlfriend a Tiawana rim job and it burnt my tongue.

by Tig3rBl00d March 22, 2015

New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.

A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013