Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”
Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”
Guy 1 “what?”
Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”
Guy 1 “oh.”
Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”
Guy 1 “what?”
Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”
Guy 1 “oh.”
Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023
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The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.
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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
by dghgt October 19, 2023
Get the Corporate rock mug.Another way to say either "go away," "get the fuck out," or even "go fuck yourself." Another alternative is "go fly a kite."
Random scene chick: Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
youqueerbro?: How about you go suck a fuck and play in the streets?
Random scene chick (yes she's back, don't ask how): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA: Go kick rocks.
Random scene chick (how many fucking times-): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
my stupid ass: Uuuhhhhh...I don't have the money...
youqueerbro?: How about you go suck a fuck and play in the streets?
Random scene chick (yes she's back, don't ask how): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA: Go kick rocks.
Random scene chick (how many fucking times-): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
my stupid ass: Uuuhhhhh...I don't have the money...
by 7568ino October 21, 2023
Get the go kick rocks mug.A delusional weird drug addict. her drug is Blueface, an engaged man to Jaidyn whom he’s been with for a long ass time. At this point, it makes me feel like she likes Blueface more than her own son with the way that shes throwing her life away. Needs to leave Summer Walker alone. She got a snaggle tooth, no man, fucked up life and a baby she cant even hold right. Summer Walker didn't lie dont get mad because she showed you truth and she got mad, she acting like she gon fight summer like her security wont body the fuck outta her. Know your place , you’re 23 act like it. Before you go back to Blueface how about you fix yo mama teeth cause we both she aint got none. We can see you taking inspo for her. focus on your son who got leaked because of YOU. I feel bad ghat you his mother this is the definition of all children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children. How can your big sister come on the job that you apparently is the “star of” and take your place… you not the fan favourite anymore sis 🤣
Nita: yk chrisean rock?
Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣
Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.
Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣
Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.
by ReadThem October 27, 2023
Get the Chrisean Rock mug.When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
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recipe is 1/3 vodka 2/3 somersby (preferebly theapple flavour)
recipe is 1/3 vodka 2/3 somersby (preferebly theapple flavour)
by Sortfarmor November 8, 2023
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