man knot

A man knot is born when the man doesn't have quite long enough of hair to obtain the manbun, but still tie it up in the same fashion anyway.

Reginald's hair is too short for the manbun he's going for, it looks like more of a man knot.

by jacketkneelength February 11, 2015

man pet

Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.

Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"

Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"

by BamKablam September 15, 2011

Oat Manned

To be entirely ignored by a friend or treated at a lower friendship level than the relationship calls for.

"I saw Wes today at Blue Baker. I told him to sit with us but he just said 'that's alright' and sat at the table right behind me. I've never been Oat Manned so hard in my life."

"Did Gilbert really just walk by us and not say anything?"
"Yeah, and he's not even looking over here now."
"Damn, we're getting Oat Manned pretty good right now."

by krh2011 September 25, 2012

The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

Yay man

Erectile dysfunction on legs

Yay man dressed up as the flash at comicon

by Blunter.C September 13, 2016

man mace

when you ejaculate into a persons mouth or face, and accidentally miss and get it in the persons eyes and they become unable to see.

john- "dude i was going to cum all in jenny's mouth but i missed and got her right in the eye! she couldn't even see."

bill-"aww sweet! you totally man maced her!"

by pony raptor September 14, 2010

target man

A target man, otherwise referred to as a target boy by ZigicHeader is a tall attacking player in a football team who wins bare aerial duals and scores many bullet headers. The greatest target man of all time is Nikola Zigic

Nikola Zigic is most definitely the greatest target man of all time

by ZigicHeader November 17, 2017