Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023

sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

The term "sweatin like nigga on a rape charge" dates right back as far as to when white man, first layed eyes on a hard working black man sweatin as he ran his daily errands and went about his business.

Simon - Dude.. suss how much Clayton is sweatin today what the fuck

Adrian - Yeah man.. hes on a rape charge i bet you would be sweatin too cunt

Simon - No shit dude.. i definitely would be sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

by M Sizz January 11, 2017

Carve you open like a turkey

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey

Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016

Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

what looks like half an apple

the other half

Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes

by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

I like ya cut g

A man walks threw the suburbans looking for bald kids and slapping their heads. One kid was slapped while playing Minecraft and it was captured on video "I like ya cut g (Original)".

I like ya cut G

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity September 15, 2020