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One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018
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faulty fingers

When you are about to fingerblast a bitch to investigate the safety of her pussy in preparation for fuckage.
Cole: I had a bad case of faulty fingers when I hooked up with Alexa.

Logan: Let me find out!
by Alexabastttttt February 24, 2018
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Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.
Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?
by tazbowl February 24, 2018
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crow fingers

Crow fingers is one of my special skills
by Lilyjessica February 25, 2018
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Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.
Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"
by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018
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Butter Finger

A wide receiver who can't catch the ball because he is always having sex. Too much pussy juices on his hands.
A butter finger is someone who focuses more on sex then football.
by Pch20 March 2, 2018
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finger sleeve

Hey baby let me give tiki my finger sleeve
by Finger sleeve March 3, 2018
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