monkey spunk bucket

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum

Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket

by Words make us feel January 8, 2014

gay monkey virus

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length

Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.

by alexis dove November 29, 2021

drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.

Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!

by istitch October 28, 2017

Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010

spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 24, 2014

Jerks your monkey

masturbation

Whatever Jerks Your Monkey

by RAHMAN November 27, 2002

horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 5, 2005