pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

Jack Off Journal

The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.

Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????

Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"

by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

off my feed

If I'm too upset or disgusted to eat, I’m off my feed.

I saw two guys bustin slobs on the light rail. I'll be off my feed all day.

by American Mutt July 30, 2008

fly off the chain

to become infuriated, to lose all control of your actions

"Don't f*** with me right now, or I'll fly off the chain."

by .K+. January 10, 2009

off your dial

Fucked up from drugs.

"I munched 7 bikkies and waz off my dial."

by Diego September 14, 2003

Off one's rocker

To get angry, frustrated, or irritated to the point that you suffer a tantrum of sorts

Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l

by TimkinsTheTimTam January 1, 2012

drop the kids off

v. Derivitive of American expression for taking a shit, i.e. 'Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the pool' Relating to color of both.

I was late clocking in for work b-cuz I had to drop the Cosby Kids off at te pool.

by spmatsdoof4zuggin June 11, 2003