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Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
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411 guy

When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019
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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
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Vacuum Guy

Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'

'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
by timeforacatnap April 1, 2024
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All of a Sudden Guy

1. When join a trend they never would have done before

2. Jumping the bandwagon

3. To unexpectedly like something
My friend Dupree, is an all of a sudden guy, he use to say how much he hated fortnite and now, he is playing fortnite 24/7. Tell me is not an all of a sudden guy!
by Dragon eyes November 7, 2018
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I am that guy from earlier

It wasn't ever the retard. You just want to be able to invoke him to say that I'm not better than everyone. So you are doing what you do to retards and giving him more credit than he deserves UPTO AND INCLUDING credit that belongs to me.
Hym "No I am that guy from earlier. You want me to do something I don't have to do and you are going to pay a price for trying to make me to it."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Guy

This can be used to refer to someone at the start or middle of a sentence.
Guy wya?
Or
Yo guy, I'm pulling up.
Or
Guy I already told you what's happening bake off!
by Winteriz January 13, 2022
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