Simp

A man who’s solid and unfazed in the world, but turns into a soft, affectionate little baby only for his girl. Deeply loyal, low-key obsessed (in a healthy way), keeps his inner child private, and somehow still pays his bills and provides for everything she needs.

He’s just a simp for his girl.

by heartonmysleeveboi January 13, 2026

bitch simp

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.

Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."

by Maconga October 27, 2017

Premium simp

A fellow who buys females premium snapchats😂😂😂

That guy ____ is a premium simp, he buys a pic every check

by Kr47y February 24, 2020

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020

Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.

by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020