Mom

Mom is the woman that brought you into this earth. Mom is the woman who makes you breakfast. Mom is the woman who folds your laundry. Mom is the woman who washes the dishes. Mom is the woman who bought you everything that could ever need. Mom is the woman who loves you with all her heart. A mother's love is FOREVER.

Girl from school: Who is that woman?

Me: That is my mom, the beautiful woman that never gave up on me when I needed her.

by censorlav October 5, 2020

ur mom gay

a godly insult, that is undeniable but it is able to be deflected by the deity, uno reverse card.

josh "ur mom gay ahhahhaahaahaaa"
sean "*pulls out uno reverse card*"
josh "oh shi- *dies*"

by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022

kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

by big man cooms June 7, 2022

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

ur mom

really hot person

"Dang that persons hottttttt bro"
"That's my mom dude"
"ur moms hot"

by littleladlover February 16, 2022

mom

that bitch who u saw at birth

mom give me milky

by zaddyslilslut May 14, 2021

your mom

Something that I did last night and she tasted very good

I did your mom yesterday we cummed together

by _crxppyZ- April 25, 2022