pulling my dick

Pulling my dick means to be joking with me/messing with me, or not being serious.

Are you pulling my dick? (are you joking with me?) (are you being serious?)

by louieswim June 22, 2015

Allah is on my side

What people say when they are about to do something suicidal and fulfill Allah’s prophecy

Bill: no stop don’t go in there you will die.

Slavic-pol Will: don’t worry Allah is on my side. ( runs in and get blown away)

by Wilhelm II January 17, 2020

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

oh my gosh

Much like oh my god, or the shortened form omg, oh my gosh can also be condensed into omg, and thus people will have no idea whether you are talking about god or gosh. However, angry Christians who hate to use the Lord's name in vain, usually type oh my gosh online, rather than oh my god.

<illiterate girl> omg u no dat movei wiff ashtin kosher???
<jew> i like kosher food.
<christian> do you dare say the lord's name in vain!?!?!?!?
<illiterate girl> no omg sry plz
<athiest> maybe she said oh my gosh.
<christian> b-b-but it may have been the other one...
<athiest> oh my god, you mean?
<christian> YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!
<athiest> I don't believe in Hell.
<christian> ....
<illiterate girl> omgz u loserz lolz

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

breaking my balls

Phrase that Italian Mafia members use frequently when someone is giving them a hard time.

Joey "the fag" Calzone: "Hey Jimmy, stop breaking my balls, will ya!!!

Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"

by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

Oh My Fuck

a expersion used when u are over joyed or in pain
this shit came out off the mouth of J-Roc the badest rapper in sunnydale

when J-roc and Bubble got nabed by the 5-o for having a illege gas station
J-roc:bubbles you alright
Bubbles: im alright
J-roc Oh My Fuck

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

Fuck My Wife

A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief

Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come

by Kim4321 March 31, 2010