velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.

"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*

by Raceboat May 18, 2011

love pocket

The female genitalia cooter, slit, or gash
positive term

Her love pocket leaked all down her legs

by Dereck montegomery September 25, 2003

Spot love

Getting horny either randomly or when caught in the moment

Me and my girl were just chillin watching movies then out of nowhere the spot love kicked in.

by Dexter121 July 26, 2007

love sponge

A love sponge is one who is completely in awe of their partner, catering to their every wish. (S)He loves to lie in their partner's arms like a pile of goo, soaking up all the love. When squeezed, the love starts to pour out of them in the form of overly romantic gestures, often accompanied by an excited squeal.

Friend 1: "That guy, Carlyle, took his girl on an all-day date, gave her wine, chocolates, a picnic, wrote her a sonnet and performed it for her. To finish off the date, they watched Netflix while he rubbed her feet."

Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."

by aliyyah27 September 24, 2016

love pariah

one who is a social outcast of love; somebody who cannot find anybody to go out with them. this word can be found mentioned in bridget jones' diary several times.

joe is a love pariah because he is a geek and nobody will go out with him.

me: 'OMG NOBODY LOVES ME!!'
tom: 'wtf..love pariah!!11one'

by hollietree July 18, 2004

grandmotherly love

To verbally and/or physically beat the piss out of someone with only the best intentions and/or for their benefit.

My friend complained about being single; so, in an act of grandmotherly love, I bluntly told him that nobody wants to date an unwashed, unkempt fatass whose hobbies are limited to video games and masturbation.

by earthen biscuit July 9, 2007

Love

Love is having someone there for you no matter what. It's the feel that you're cared for. Love can also be dangerous, love codependency, but it's never like what we see on movie screens. Love can be sad, or it can be amazing. I find that love is never there for those who look for it.

Person A: I think I'm in love white her/ him/ etc.
Person B: What like on TV shows and movies?

Person A: No this kind of love is real.

by #DepressionIsReal October 11, 2020