John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy

by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020

john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.

Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).

by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

john mikko

A John Mikko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Mikko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Mikko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Mikko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Mikko.

John Mikko Is vulnerable but still can take care of you despite all of the thing happens in his life.

by ANONYMOUS.LY November 23, 2021

john jude

A big sexy rugby man

Wow look at John Jude!!

by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021

John Ray

Sexiest Man Alive

If u read this John Ray shag me

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

John

John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.

Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn

by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021

Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 6, 2018