Jason

Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.

Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.

"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."

"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."

Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!

Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.

by Bigandyk August 22, 2023

Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him

omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance

by smfh August 24, 2023

jasluxx

Jasluxx is a instagram influencer who’s poppin

“Hey have you heard of jasluxx she’s popular!!!” “Yeah, she’s my cousin”

by Jasalalala August 25, 2023

Jasmyn

is going to be taken in the near future. The smarterest most beautifulest women in the wholest widest world.

Jasmyn is mine

by Her future hubby August 29, 2023

jasper

whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.

person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag

by person894853465 September 4, 2023

Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Jassiah

a pretty girl

ouhh look at that girl jassiah she so pretty

by yomamaaaa July 17, 2024