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laser fucked

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.
dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.
by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007
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nun fuck

Any person who shows no emotion, no facial expression, and makes absolutley no eye contact during intercourse. They basically just lay there completley dead weight, "not having sex", acting like a total nun about it.
"Dude, how was last with Andy?"

"I cannot believe I had to fake blowing my load, she was a total nun fuck dude."
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 28, 2008
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eyeball fucking

When a person looks at your significant other and the intent in the stare is sexual intimacy, oral, dirty thoughts.

Can also be used when one is staring you down in hopes of intimidation. synonymous with mad dogging.
Hey dude, why the hell are you eye ball fucking my chick. Should I leave the room so you can continue staring at my girlfriend.

After the football coach reprimanded the players and made them run a mile, a few of the players began glaring intently at him. In which the coach responded "If you guys keep eyeball fucking me, I will go to your house and donkey punch your mom. Thanks"
by manic cavy March 5, 2009
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Fucking A Trade

When you make a trade that makes everyone else in the league say "Fucking A!" Phrase originally coined by Oakland A's GM Billy Beane. Applicable in any major league sport, fantasy sports, or to the average fan whose team makes a stupid, or savvy, trade.
KC Royals Idiot: "I just traded Johnny Damon to the A's for two no-name minor leaguers!"

Slightly Smarter KC Royals Moron: "Fucking A!"
by Crew Middle Fork December 1, 2004
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Fuck Sauce

Ejaculate.
Synonyms are: crotch sauce; cream of the crotch; cream of cock soup; banana cream; smelly jelly; trigger lube; penis paste; orgaz ooze.
Don't get your fuck sauce on my keyboard, you ass pirate!
by Urizen July 13, 2003
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fashion fuck

1. Annoying scene kids that go to shows.
2. Often seen with eyeliner, multiple bandanas, scene hair, studded belts, and super tight girl's jeans.
3. Normally, these faggots get wrecked in a pit.
4. Dressing like a faggot and ruining the music scene.
5. Those who are not straight edge and follow trends.
Hunter wrecked that fashion fuck in the pit.

That fashion fuck is going to get his ass beaten by KGC.
by stayXtrue January 10, 2006
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eye-fuck

Guy #1: "Whoa, did you see your girlfriend check that guy out?"

Guy #2: "She did what?"

Guy #1: "Total eye-fuck, trust me."
by Yankee Brat December 15, 2007
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