cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

dani cat

da best cat aka nigger

niggggggaaaaa he is a dani cat

by aswedrfcvnyf April 14, 2019

curtiss da cat

cat default

(Jimmy) curtiss da cat is a cat..... (Airin) he likes to eat cat food....

by cousinbetty April 15, 2019

Cat

A cat is A quadrupedal mammal that has thick fur (Though sometimes inconsistent) and A fox-like ears add on A snot and whiskers. there you go A cat

1: What Mammals do you like?
2: A cat...
1:oh k

by Kashyyk The Cat May 21, 2019

Stripey Cat

A cat that is obsessed with a little red dot. She meows loudly in the morning and always needs attention. She usually refuses to leave the room unless you either carry her out or make her chase the red dot out. Also had her own Netflix account.

Stripey cat is under the bed again. Where’s the laser?

by ATM300zx May 23, 2019

fat cat

IMA FAT CAT

IMA FAT CAT!

by FATCAT!! May 24, 2019

cat

the cutest animal that does not care you.

this is my cute cat.

by pekioyleolsun May 26, 2019