ass puzzle

Calling the last fart before you shit yourself

That man will never be able to solve the ass puzzle

by Cheers97 November 25, 2014

Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014

ass wrecking

Extremely painful anal rape.

"OooOHHH, that ass wrecking was painful!"

by imthroneandonlypotato January 5, 2015

Swizz ass

When you forget to wipe your ass after taking a massive shit and start to smell like ass after 10-20 minutes.

I walked past Albert and he smelt like Swizz ass.

by mollylupe January 12, 2015

ass cloud

All of the rude/foul/unpleasant things you have thought of saying, but kept to yourself in your mind.

Guy 1: That was really mean. Where would you get an idea like that about your mother?

Guy 2: I kept it stored away in my ass cloud for the perfect moment.

by The goddamn Batman November 15, 2013

ass chum

Ass chum when you asaA Game & the act of banging a chick in the ass when she needs to shit and Cummings in her ass making ass chum

Man I so ass chumed that chick last night

by McCaa December 10, 2013

Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.

You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!

by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015