Helium Ass

This is a term used when a girl's round butt is so large that it defies all logic. It is not good for the body because this leads to flying around with the butt making the rest of the body sagging

That girl with a helium ass wouldn't come down from the sky until it popped

by VeryKawaii November 2, 2014

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ass puzzle

Calling the last fart before you shit yourself

That man will never be able to solve the ass puzzle

by Cheers97 November 25, 2014

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Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014

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ass wrecking

Extremely painful anal rape.

"OooOHHH, that ass wrecking was painful!"

by imthroneandonlypotato January 5, 2015

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Swizz ass

When you forget to wipe your ass after taking a massive shit and start to smell like ass after 10-20 minutes.

I walked past Albert and he smelt like Swizz ass.

by mollylupe January 12, 2015

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ass cloud

All of the rude/foul/unpleasant things you have thought of saying, but kept to yourself in your mind.

Guy 1: That was really mean. Where would you get an idea like that about your mother?

Guy 2: I kept it stored away in my ass cloud for the perfect moment.

by The goddamn Batman November 15, 2013

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